{"title":"Reptilian Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShape‑shift your view of power with our Reptilians collection—sharp, subversive designs riffing on lizard‑skin suits, hidden bloodlines, and the cold‑blooded “elites” said to run the show from the shadows. Made for all‑day comfort and guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows, our Reptilians tees are perfect for synch‑spotters, symbol‑decoders, and anyone who thinks the ruling class might be a little less human than they look. Wear the wink, question the hierarchy, and dive into the Reptilians collection today.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"natural-history-specimen","title":"Natural History Specimen","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBehind the velvet rope, under the soft beige museum lighting, stands the diorama nobody updates the placard for: Homo Reptilus, posed mid-handshake, faintly smiling. Natural History Specimen drops the alleged lizard overlords into the same display case as woolly mammoths and dodo birds—labeled, catalogued, and politely \"under further review.\" Wear it on field trips, gallery openings, or any time you want to give the gift shop staff a knowing nod. History on display… most of it, anyway.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduced from premium cotton fabric, this cozy T-shirt fits seamlessly into your wardrobe. The top is detailed with a ribbed crew neck.The slim fit flatters your bodyshape, making it a great basic to complement any outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet-in short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% compact yarn combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium Heather Gray is 90% combed cotton and 10% viscose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, bio-polished, silicone-oil added fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 210g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton-polyester ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-needle stitched neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PODpartner","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":46442747756743,"sku":"110U003Y06M02353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":46442747789511,"sku":"110U003Y07M02353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Navy \/ XS","offer_id":46442747822279,"sku":"110U003Y09M02353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Heather Gray \/ XS","offer_id":46442747855047,"sku":"110U003Y0AM02353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46442747887815,"sku":"110U003Y06M03353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46442747920583,"sku":"110U003Y07M03353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Navy \/ S","offer_id":46442747953351,"sku":"110U003Y09M03353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Heather Gray \/ S","offer_id":46442747986119,"sku":"110U003Y0AM03353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46442748018887,"sku":"110U003Y06M04353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46442748051655,"sku":"110U003Y07M04353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Navy \/ M","offer_id":46442748084423,"sku":"110U003Y09M04353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Heather Gray \/ M","offer_id":46442748117191,"sku":"110U003Y0AM04353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46442748149959,"sku":"110U003Y06M05353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46442748182727,"sku":"110U003Y07M05353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Navy \/ L","offer_id":46442748215495,"sku":"110U003Y09M05353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Heather Gray \/ L","offer_id":46442748248263,"sku":"110U003Y0AM05353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46442748281031,"sku":"110U003Y06M06353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46442748313799,"sku":"110U003Y07M06353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46442748346567,"sku":"110U003Y09M06353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Heather Gray \/ XL","offer_id":46442748379335,"sku":"110U003Y0AM06353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442748412103,"sku":"110U003Y06M07353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442748444871,"sku":"110U003Y07M07353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442748477639,"sku":"110U003Y09M07353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Heather Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442748510407,"sku":"110U003Y0AM07353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442748543175,"sku":"110U003Y06M08353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442748575943,"sku":"110U003Y07M08353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442748608711,"sku":"110U003Y09M08353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Heather Gray \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442748641479,"sku":"110U003Y0AM08353082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/5684\/2183\/files\/reptillian6-model.png?v=1777170658"},{"product_id":"they-live","title":"They Live","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut on the sunglasses—literally and metaphorically. They Live is a love letter to the cult-classic moment when the billboards stop saying \"Buy More\" and start saying \"OBEY,\" and the friendly stranger across the street turns out to be all teeth and no skin. This tee is for the perpetually awake, the eyebrow-raisers, and anyone who's ever muttered \"that one's definitely one of them\" at a press briefing. Trust your eyes. Distrust the smile.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduced from premium cotton fabric, this cozy T-shirt fits seamlessly into your wardrobe. The top is detailed with a ribbed crew neck.The slim fit flatters your bodyshape, making it a great basic to complement any outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet-in short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% compact yarn combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium Heather Gray is 90% combed cotton and 10% viscose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, bio-polished, silicone-oil added fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 210g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton-polyester ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-needle stitched neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PODpartner","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":46442757357767,"sku":"110U003Y06M02353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":46442757390535,"sku":"110U003Y07M02353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46442757423303,"sku":"110U003Y06M03353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46442757456071,"sku":"110U003Y07M03353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46442757488839,"sku":"110U003Y06M04353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46442757521607,"sku":"110U003Y07M04353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46442757554375,"sku":"110U003Y06M05353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46442757587143,"sku":"110U003Y07M05353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46442757619911,"sku":"110U003Y06M06353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46442757652679,"sku":"110U003Y07M06353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442757685447,"sku":"110U003Y06M07353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442757718215,"sku":"110U003Y07M07353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442757750983,"sku":"110U003Y06M08353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442757783751,"sku":"110U003Y07M08353083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/5684\/2183\/files\/reptillian5-model.png?v=1777170516"},{"product_id":"the-ancient-serpent","title":"The Ancient Serpent","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBefore the suits, before the boardrooms, before there were even floors to lobby on—there was The Ancient Serpent. Coiled in temple murals, sliding through creation myths, and signing the very first non-disclosure agreement, this OG reptilian has been around long enough to remember when fire was a startup. Wear it for that timeless, slightly ominous energy: part folklore, part conspiracy, part \"maybe don't trust the snake.\" History keeps shedding skins; the serpent stays.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduced from premium cotton fabric, this cozy T-shirt fits seamlessly into your wardrobe. The top is detailed with a ribbed crew neck.The slim fit flatters your bodyshape, making it a great basic to complement any outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet-in short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% compact yarn combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium Heather Gray is 90% combed cotton and 10% viscose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, bio-polished, silicone-oil added fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 210g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton-polyester ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-needle stitched neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PODpartner","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":46442770956487,"sku":"110U003Y06M02353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":46442770989255,"sku":"110U003Y07M02353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46442771022023,"sku":"110U003Y06M03353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46442771054791,"sku":"110U003Y07M03353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46442771087559,"sku":"110U003Y06M04353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46442771120327,"sku":"110U003Y07M04353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46442771153095,"sku":"110U003Y06M05353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46442771185863,"sku":"110U003Y07M05353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46442771218631,"sku":"110U003Y06M06353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46442771251399,"sku":"110U003Y07M06353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442771284167,"sku":"110U003Y06M07353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442771316935,"sku":"110U003Y07M07353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442771349703,"sku":"110U003Y06M08353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442771382471,"sku":"110U003Y07M08353085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/5684\/2183\/files\/reptillian4-model.png?v=1777170393"},{"product_id":"the-council","title":"The Council","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDown a hallway you weren't invited to, behind a door that doesn't exist on the floorplan, The Council convenes. Twelve seats. Twelve scaly handshakes. One agenda you'll never see the minutes of. This tee gives a knowing nod to the alleged reptilian high table—where world events are scheduled like dinner reservations and humanity is item six on the docket. Wear it to political rallies, group projects, or any meeting that feels suspiciously well-orchestrated. Quorum confirmed.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduced from premium cotton fabric, this cozy T-shirt fits seamlessly into your wardrobe. The top is detailed with a ribbed crew neck.The slim fit flatters your bodyshape, making it a great basic to complement any outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet-in short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% compact yarn combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium Heather Gray is 90% combed cotton and 10% viscose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, bio-polished, silicone-oil added fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 210g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton-polyester ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-needle stitched neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PODpartner","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":46442773971143,"sku":"110U003Y06M02353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":46442774003911,"sku":"110U003Y07M02353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46442774036679,"sku":"110U003Y06M03353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46442774069447,"sku":"110U003Y07M03353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46442774102215,"sku":"110U003Y06M04353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46442774134983,"sku":"110U003Y07M04353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46442774167751,"sku":"110U003Y06M05353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46442774200519,"sku":"110U003Y07M05353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46442774233287,"sku":"110U003Y06M06353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46442774266055,"sku":"110U003Y07M06353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442774298823,"sku":"110U003Y06M07353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442774331591,"sku":"110U003Y07M07353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442774364359,"sku":"110U003Y06M08353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442774397127,"sku":"110U003Y07M08353088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/5684\/2183\/files\/reptillian3-model.png?v=1777170301"},{"product_id":"the-unmasking","title":"The Unmasking","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe mask slipped. Briefly. And underneath—scales, a slow blink, and a smile with one too many teeth. The Unmasking captures that gloriously dramatic moment when the human disguise glitches mid-press conference and the reptilian truth says hi. Wear it to costume parties, political debates, or any moment that warrants a raised eyebrow. Half exposé, half horror movie poster, fully wearable. The truth peels through—you just have to look closely.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduced from premium cotton fabric, this cozy T-shirt fits seamlessly into your wardrobe. The top is detailed with a ribbed crew neck.The slim fit flatters your bodyshape, making it a great basic to complement any outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet-in short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% compact yarn combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium Heather Gray is 90% combed cotton and 10% viscose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, bio-polished, silicone-oil added fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 210g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton-polyester ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-needle stitched neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PODpartner","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":46442777018567,"sku":"110U003Y06M02353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":46442777051335,"sku":"110U003Y07M02353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46442777084103,"sku":"110U003Y06M03353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46442777116871,"sku":"110U003Y07M03353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46442777149639,"sku":"110U003Y06M04353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46442777182407,"sku":"110U003Y07M04353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46442777215175,"sku":"110U003Y06M05353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46442777247943,"sku":"110U003Y07M05353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46442777280711,"sku":"110U003Y06M06353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46442777313479,"sku":"110U003Y07M06353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442777346247,"sku":"110U003Y06M07353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442777379015,"sku":"110U003Y07M07353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442777411783,"sku":"110U003Y06M08353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442777444551,"sku":"110U003Y07M08353089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/5684\/2183\/files\/reptillian2-model_5c9b59c7-bd46-4d60-967f-720389127d99.png?v=1777170135"},{"product_id":"the-executive","title":"The Executive","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePinstripe suit, power tie, suspiciously cold handshake. The Executive is for the boardroom-watcher who's noticed that certain CEOs blink sideways and crank the thermostat down to \"reptile lounge.\" This tee tips its hat to the alleged lizards-in-loafers running the quarterly earnings call—polite, profitable, and just a little too into heat lamps. Wear it to interviews, networking mixers, or any meeting where someone says \"synergy\" with a forked tongue. Power dressing, decoded.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduced from premium cotton fabric, this cozy T-shirt fits seamlessly into your wardrobe. The top is detailed with a ribbed crew neck.The slim fit flatters your bodyshape, making it a great basic to complement any outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet-in short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% compact yarn combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium Heather Gray is 90% combed cotton and 10% viscose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, bio-polished, silicone-oil added fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 210g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton-polyester ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-needle stitched neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PODpartner","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":46442781835463,"sku":"110U003Y06M02353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":46442781868231,"sku":"110U003Y07M02353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46442781900999,"sku":"110U003Y06M03353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46442781933767,"sku":"110U003Y07M03353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46442781966535,"sku":"110U003Y06M04353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46442781999303,"sku":"110U003Y07M04353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46442782032071,"sku":"110U003Y06M05353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46442782064839,"sku":"110U003Y07M05353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46442782097607,"sku":"110U003Y06M06353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46442782130375,"sku":"110U003Y07M06353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442782163143,"sku":"110U003Y06M07353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46442782195911,"sku":"110U003Y07M07353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442782228679,"sku":"110U003Y06M08353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46442782261447,"sku":"110U003Y07M08353090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/5684\/2183\/files\/reptillian1-model.png?v=1777170041"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/5684\/2183\/collections\/reptillian2-model.png?v=1777166675","url":"https:\/\/freshthreadscollective.com\/collections\/reptilians.oembed","provider":"Fresh Threads Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}